god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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