i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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