Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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