The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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