Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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