well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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