Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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