So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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