wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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