So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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