it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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