she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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