She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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