I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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