After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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