Is it normal to miss your booty call?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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