He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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