I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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