In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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