No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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