do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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