I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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