So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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