Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
