just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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