Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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