Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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