I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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