Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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