when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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