Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
