Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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