I don't think brook has ever known best
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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