At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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