my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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