Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Randomize
