Hey man sorry I got all grabby
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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