I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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