I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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