I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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