Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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