Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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