i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
PS: I just woke up from my shower
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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