so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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