my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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