I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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