You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Let's get the cat blown out
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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