i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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