Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
This is classic penis vs brain.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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