Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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