I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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