Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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