dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Naked Twister starts at high noon
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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