You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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