Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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