I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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