Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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