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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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