screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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