FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
